The American Government.
Casey Anthony:
So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court:
Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson:
So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court:
Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers:
I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court:
How dare you breathe?